Beer goggles
Beer goggles can be the folly of any man, woman or beast. These false-reality creating goggles have caused a number of problems around the world and even on this very campus. A simple goggle search these days can get you a number of different varieties, but I for one like to stick to the old-school Natural-Ice goggles (and maybe a shot or two of tequila to get the ball rolling, Naw-mean?).I think the author was drunk when they wrote this.
This leads me to give you the actual answer as to why both men and women get all kinds of freaky when they are intoxicated: their lack of higher thinking and their better judgment compromised. Basically they put on beer goggles and let their primitive part of the brain take hold of their reality leading to ignorant fights and long, long nights (ow!ow!). So drink up and get down C-U!Um... huh.
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